We could have probably cured cancer...

We could have probably cured cancer…

 

As impressive as some of the numbers compiled by Activision are, I can’t help but wonder about a few numbers they left out:

  • How many accusations of “camping” have been touted over voice chat?
  • How many times have people spawned and then immediately died?
  • How many “cheating” claims have actually been justified?
  • How many controllers have been thrown in frustration?
  • How many headsets have been thrown in frustration?
  • How many broken TV sets?
  • How many racial slurs and/or instances of “your mom” have been used over voice chat?
  • How many “aimbots” actually are there?
  • How many of those “little kids” are actually girls?
  • How many of those “girls” are actually little kids?

 

Let me know.